{"id":21284,"date":"2012-12-14T03:06:58","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T10:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agpnoticias.com\/news\/?p=21284"},"modified":"2014-12-17T11:51:27","modified_gmt":"2014-12-17T19:51:27","slug":"la-columna-68","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agpnoticias.com\/news\/la-columna-68\/","title":{"rendered":"LA COLUMNA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Por Marco Antonio Dom\u00ednguez Niebla<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nos vemos en dos a\u00f1os\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Llega sin cruzar saludo. Se mete al lugar, mal encarado, hasta colocarse junto a la mesa donde le tomar\u00e1 protesta a la directiva de la liga infantil, mientras a su paso comentan, todos bien cuadrados, que ya lleg\u00f3 \u201cel se\u00f1or presidente de la asociaci\u00f3n\u201d. Habla con la presidenta que est\u00e1 a punto de entrar al mundo de la normatividad y la legalidad, de la oficialidad y lo jur\u00eddico. Da ciertas instrucciones y queda la mesa puesta para iniciar con el acto formal. Le dan la palabra para que hable sobre la toma de protesta, pero \u00e9l no quiere tocar ese tema tan pronto. Entonces todo se va al ca\u00f1o, porque empieza el mon\u00f3logo repetitivo que ya de tan mencionado ni interesa ni divierte y mucho menos amedrenta (prop\u00f3sito com\u00fan para quienes tienen que exigir el respeto a gritos y bravatas como escudo protector de su inseguridad). Desde hace catorce a\u00f1os acude a cualquier lugar a avalar cualquier cosa y termina denostando, atacando, descalificando, ofendiendo, amenazando y un mont\u00f3n de gerundios m\u00e1s que utiliza a modo de proyectil contra los que discrepan de sus formas. Su estrategia es maniquea. \u00c9l es el bueno y todos sus cr\u00edticos son los malos: difamadores, mentirosos, vividores e irrespetuosos, entre otras descalificaciones que salen de su garganta, en ese momento ya bien calientita de tanto adjetivo escupido a modo de pleito de arrabal. El comportamiento del personaje en cuesti\u00f3n bien podr\u00eda resumirse como el irrespetuoso que exige respeto. Las caras de todos los presentes, ya a esas alturas, denotan incomodidad. Las camisas reci\u00e9n estrenadas, con el logotipo de la joven liga bordado en colores sobre una tela impecablemente blanca, se tornan opacas con cada minuto consumido entre diatribas y manifestaciones agresivas del hombre que ha tomado la palabra y est\u00e1 lejos de soltarla. Los rostros ilusionados de los noveles directivos se transforman en muecas que persiguen, sin \u00e9xito, disimular el hartazgo que les provoca ese individuo obsesivo que repite una y otra vez sus supuestos grandes logros y luego insulta a los ausentes y a los presentes que hayan osado criticarlo de cualquier modo. Y reitera otra de sus conductas recurrentes: jam\u00e1s niega las imputaciones en su contra, pero lanza el desaf\u00edo para que se las comprueben. La sentencia para cerrar el acto tambi\u00e9n es reiterativa: si lo respetan y lo obedecen, si lo adulan y respaldan, gozar\u00e1n de todas las virtudes que trae consigo su venia. Si no, el peso de la normatividad caer\u00e1 sobre todos los que por fin levantan el brazo despu\u00e9s de una hora, para acabar con el suplicio y hacer como que se sienten honrados con el numerito. Risas y apretones de manos tensos, antes de despedir al invitado. Todos respiran, aliviados, cuando se marcha. La pr\u00f3xima toma de protesta ser\u00e1 dentro de dos a\u00f1os.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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